After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand bed.
He immediately begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly." She replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend than?" he continues.
"Not at all." She says nibbling on his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well then who in the Hell is it?" he demands.
"That's me before my surgery."