Fair Trade

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said;

"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replied "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Congresswoman House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir