New Glasgow Drink

Tam and Jimmy were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport .

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.

Tam said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!"..

Jimmy says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel an' get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Tam wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings...It's Jimmy.

Jimmy says, "Hey, how dae ye feel this mornin'?"

Tam says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yersel'?"

Jimmy says, "Ah feel great, tae. Dae ye hiv a sair heid?"

Tam says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover, nothin'
We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."

"Aye! But there's just wan thing..."

Whit's that?"

"Huv ye farted yet?"

"Naw.."

"Well, DINNAE, 'cause ah'm in Dusseldorf !"