A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says
"Take the $500 Challenge"
He asks the bartender about it and is told that it is a gimmick that the boss is using to drum up business.
The guy asks the bartender what you have to do.
The bartender says that there are three parts to the challenge.
First, you have to chug an entire bottle of vodka.
Next, you have to go out back and pull a sore tooth out of the mouth of the boss's pet alligator.
Then, you have to go to the house of an old lady who is the boss's friend.
She's a virgin and you have to make her not a virgin anymore.
Do all three of these and you get the $500.
The guy accepts and the bartender opens the vodka bottle and sets it on the bar.
The guy downs it.
He is shown the back door to where the alligator is and he staggers out.
The bartender then hears ten minutes of screaming, growling, ripping, banging, and every other sound of violence that you can imagine.
Finally, the guy stumbles back into the bar.
His clothes are torn, he's bloody and covered with puke.
He staggers up to the bartender and says,
"OK, where's the lady that needs her tooth pulled?"