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  1. 06-13-2011, 09:40 AM #1
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    LeBron James jokes

    LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.

    LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.

    I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where's the rest? He replied i don't have a 4th quarter.

    What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.

    Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.

    The new movie called "the fourth" will star LeBron James as the invisible man.

    Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he can't pass the finals.

    What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.

    Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

    Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

    Why did the president miss LeBron James' phone call? Because there were no rings.

    Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.


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  • 06-13-2011, 12:16 PM #2
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    Can't wait to say someone "LeBroned it"
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  • 06-13-2011, 03:05 PM #3
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    lol, some of those were pretty funny, some...not so much. But high five anyway.
    I posted this in the chat box, but ill post it here in case anyone missed it:

    I heard they wont be giving those unused 2011 Heat Champion shirts to the kids in Africa because they are a choking hazard
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    lol, some of those were pretty funny, some...not so much. But high five anyway.
    I posted this in the chat box, but ill post it here in case anyone missed it:

    I heard they wont be giving those unused 2011 heat champion shirts to the kids in africa because they are a choking hazard
    lmfao!!!
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  • 06-15-2011, 08:20 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by little bear View Post
    LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.

    LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.

    I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where's the rest? He replied i don't have a 4th quarter.

    What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.

    Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.

    The new movie called "the fourth" will star LeBron James as the invisible man.

    Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he can't pass the finals.

    What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.

    Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

    Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

    Why did the president miss LeBron James' phone call? Because there were no rings.

    Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.


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    God d*mn it! We had every opportunity to put away the Heat in games 4 and 5. That still burns me at the crawl.
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  • 10-22-2011, 09:38 AM #6
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    Man I wish the bulls would have beat the heat in the conference finals of the last NBA season ever
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  • 10-22-2011, 04:18 PM #7
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