The Canadian Census

They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?", I replied ......

"6 million illegal immigrants; 2 million crack heads; 8 million unemployable lazy bastards;
all the executives, crew and cast of the CBC; 1 million people in prisons;
300,000 leftovers from floods and fires across the nation, hundreds more in Parliament,
plus all employees of the municipal, provincial and federal governments."

Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer …