A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walked out of a bar with a key in his hand and he was stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat saw him and approached;
"Can I help you, sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the Newfie replied.
The cop asked, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the Newfie replied.
At about that time the cop looked down and saw the man's willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asked the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk Newfie looked down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurted out....
"Holy shit! Me girlfriend's gone, too!!