Japanese sick leave:

Japanses Sick Leave:

“I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!” Kazuki calls into work and says,

“So solly, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says,

“You know something, Kazuki, I really need you today.. When I feel sick like you do,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Kazuki calls again.

“I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house......

LOL