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    The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

    The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

    October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security…


    Terrorists Discovered: 0
    Transvestites: 133
    Hernias: 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
    Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
    Breast Implants: 59,350
    Natural Blondes: 3

    It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress and an equal number in the Senate had no balls.







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