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Patrick Kane - Drunken Mess
Pat Kane at it again. I like the Blackhawks, but wont hide my distaste for who could be the single handed largest bag of douche in the NHL.
For an organization that constantly tries to have Jonathon Toews, Marian Hossa and Duncan Keith represent what it is to be a Blackhawk, Patrick Kane is the one who keeps hitting the tabloids in all the wrong ways.
First, it was Kane assulting a Buffalo cab driver, and now this:
Reconstructing Patrick Kane's Drunken Weekend In Madison, With Eyewitness Testimony
Reconstructing Patrick Kane’s Drunken Weekend In Madison, With Eyewitness Testimony
On Monday we showed you photos of a soused Patrick Kane in Madison, Wis., and then we asked you if you knew more about what happened while Kane was there. We had heard some bad stories—that Kane supposedly choked a woman, that Kane supposedly said anti-Semitic things—and we wanted to know if other people had, too.
But what, after all, is boozy truth? The chronologies in our Kane tale do not perfectly cohere, nor do the narratives of the events. But you ignore them at your own peril. Did Kane choke a girl? Is he an anti-Semite? Who knows? Dive in.

Kaner was pulling down girls sun glasses and then going "ehhh, not good enough " just straight being a douche right to their faces. Pretty strong move if you can pull it off.
Kane got kicked out of the Kappa Sig party I was at for trying to choke a girl. It took 10 of us to push him and two of his buddies out of the house
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Last edited by CalgaryBearsFan; 05-11-2012 at 05:49 PM.

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Kaner seems to have straightened out his act ( it can take a little time w 20 somethings sometimes ) and he's been excellent so far this year , so hopefully this is the guy we'll see for the next 8yrs or so .
He's fun to watch .
I Love Lou " Dr. Slushmouth" Holtz .
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Alf The Ref
Kaner seems to have straightened out his act ( it can take a little time w 20 somethings sometimes ) and he's been excellent so far this year , so hopefully this is the guy we'll see for the next 8yrs or so .
He's fun to watch .
Some kids grow up faster than others. I was at the parade after they won the cup, and man, he was sloshed. But Kaner seems to have turned things around real quick playing over in Sweden. Hopefully he keeps his head screwed on right.