A 20 something year old millionaire that likes to drink alcohol at bars? Holy crap you're breaking all sorts of ground here. What's next expensive cars??????
But we really only ragged on you guys for being homer douches, mouth breathers and thinking every year that 52 of the Bears are going into the Hall of Fame (everyone but the punter).
Oh, and everytime someone tries to trash you, your comeback is "85 bitch!". Which is awesome.
But carry on...
Thank you. We can understand why when you haven't won a championship in over 50 years why you feel like you have to flex a little. Must feel like taking a good dump after 54 years of being constipated huh?
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
In all seriousness (on my side at least), being a fan of the Lions for 30+ years, it's finally fun to watch the team. We have been living in a proverbial hell for 10+ years post-Barry Sanders.
And yea, I miss Cocaine Wayne, hah.
I am not sure how the Lions are going to play, since they haven't been in a Monday night game in 12+ years (I think).
As bad as you guys think your OL is, we feel the same way, Jared Allen ate our tackles for lunch. It was a sad site. Our standard running game right now is crap, and everyone is worried we won't be able to pull out these 20+ pt. deficits without it.
At the end of the day, it should be an entertaining game.
We've been talking shit to you guys for years. Oh crap, sorry we couldn't really hear you through the laughter.....
But we really only ragged on you guys for being homer douches, mouth breathers and thinking every year that 52 of the Bears are going into the Hall of Fame (everyone but the punter). Yeah, that whole we've got the most HOF'rs of any team thing has us a bit overconfident......
Oh, and everytime someone tries to trash you, your comeback is "85 bitch!". Which is awesome. Yeah, sounds kinda weak against the whole "'57 bitch" argument (of course if we are talking championships we've also got 1921,1932,1933,1940,1941,1943,1946 & 1963 vs. your 1935,1952 & 1953)
But carry on...
Oh, we will puss in cleats. (fixed it for ya )
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"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."