| Team | Broncos | Cardinals | Dolphins | Titans |
| Coach: | John Fox | Ken Whisenhunt | Not Tony Sparano Edge: Dolphins | Mike Munchak |
| Displaced QB: | Tim Tebow Edge: Broncos. Sure, Tebow will be mad, but he'll turn the other cheek. | Kevin Kolb | Matt Moore | Matt Hasselbeck |
| Chasing the legacy of: | John Elway | Kurt Warner | Dan Marino Edge: Dolphins. Not only does Manning have a ring, he's a better actor, too. | Steve McNair |
| Expectation: | Win a Super Bowl. | Have more Cardinals than Cowboys jerseys in the stands Edge: Cardinals. | Win a Super Bowl. | Win a Super Bowl. |
| Our top WR is ...: | Demaryius Thomas | Larry Fitzgerald. Edge: Cardinals. | Brandon Marshall | Rehabbing a knee injury. |
| Do you like to run the ball?: | Yes | No. Edge: Cardinals. | Yes | Yes |
| Will you play New England?: | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| December temperature: | 46 | 65 Edge: Cardinals. The temperature in the dome never changes. | 77 | 49 |
| After hours: | Hit one of the many micro breweries. | The early bird special in Scottsdale. Edge: Cardinals. Believe it or not, this is more his style. | South Beach. | Grand Ole Opry. |
| Will rub elbows with: | Matt Parker and Trey Stone | John McCain | Too many B-list celebrities to name. Edge: Everybody but the Dolphins, because the list of minority owners reads like a list of "Celebrity Apprentice" rejects. | Faith Hill |
| What fans will do if Manning doesn't sign with their team: | Buy more billboards. | Golf after hitting the Indian casino. | Blame LeBron James. Edge: Everybody but Dolphins. Seriously, Lebron. You're not helping, only hurting. | Continue to be great fans. |