Bears sign a long snapper

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    Ah what the hell just move it down to the third. That's what Al Davis would have done. LOL
     
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    That's just crazy!!!!!
    You want a good one, you use your FIRST pick! :10 5 135[1]:
     
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    Yeah, the guys from Canada so he had to prove he had permanent employment before they'd issue his green card. LOL

    I think it's just a precaution in case Mannelly does decide to hang it up. He says he's waiting until after he's rehabbed from his surgery to decide which won't be until July I believe so Emery's doing his Boy Scout "always be prepared" thing. Hartson probably still has the inside track if Mannelly does decide to hang it up.
     
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    Jebus, 214 lbs? I know you don't have to be huge to long snap, but that dude needs to eat some Weight Gain 4000.
     
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    Well he would be a starter so hmmmmm................

    Should we trade Cutler to Houston for their 1st overall like Seaman Hook Snout suggested. (he's been demoted from Captain for conduct unbecoming a Troll) You know, just so we get the best possible one. Don't want to take a chance on some other team jumping us for him.
     
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    Maybe he can play FS too? He's got enough size for that right?
     
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    That is a hell of an idea. With a LS like that, I can just see Trestman hoisting the Lombardi. (ok, he may need a little help lifting it, but the visual is there...)
     
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    We should trade Cutler to ESPN for Tebow and then use our first round pick to get McCown back.
    --Capt. Dumbshit
     
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    When I read "long snapper" I keep going back to a business dinner some years ago.....
    True story.....
    I really nice looking, chipper waitress comes up to our table full of businessmen and introduces herself and starts to tell us the specials. Well, went with the first person iteration I guess to make it more exciting (and she did). She opens up with "And tonight I have a wonderful red snapper" Well, she kind of caught herself which gave our slow brains the time to process this and there were some polite smiles and a few smirks. I don't know how red her snapper was, but her face got plenty red. She actually walked off and came back a few minutes later kind of flustered and started over.
    Still funny whenever I think about it.
     
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    Damn..... the ideas are flowing now..... I wonder if Phil follows this forum.... I'm sure he's going to want to write some of this stuff down.
     

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