Bears sign a long snapper

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    I already did, Bon Scott and AC/DC style. LOL
     
  2. soulman

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    Yeah this one started off talking about a snapper and end up talking about balls. Now that's a real about face isn't it. LOL
     
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    We try to cover all manner of genetalia here. No way we want to be labeled sexist or chauvanistic.
     
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    True, we are a multi gender forum so the ladies deserve the opportunity to add their opinion on the importance of ball size as well.
     
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    4 pages on a long snapper has to be some kind of record. Damn the draft for being in May.
     
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    Jesus ... just found out that long snapper among lesbians means labia minor hanging past the bottom of the panty line.

    Sorry ... JJ's gotta go hurl.
     
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    Well, then I guess we've accommodated lesbians with this thread too huh?
     
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    You just gotta get one of those heavy duty staplers and staple it to the panties. Otherwise, it becomes like a wedding dress and you trip all over it.
     
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    Maybe thats why lesbians always wear pants when they get married.
     
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    This is getting ugly. What day does the draft start? LOL
     
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    No kidding....I hope the NFL releases the RS schedule soon so there's SOMETHING else to talk about before the draft finally gets here.
     
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    Not soon enough...
     
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    I don't think I have enough soap in the house to wash that image out of my mind.

    Preseason up here starts second week of June so I'll be watching football while you guys are still arguing over the length of lesbian labia. That'll be my revenge.
     
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    Awesome, from balls to raspberry giving vaginas
     
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    I've seen some crazy thread hijacks around here but this one wins first prize. I hope I never have explain this to my grandkids some day.

    "Tell us about that balls and vagina thread everybody talks about grandpa". God, I better go delete my posts now. :4 6 218v[1]:
     
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    Soul,

    This duck walks into a bar with a lesbian on its shoulder ...

    Anyone else can supply the punchline ...

    :stooges:
     
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    The bartender says. "What'll ya have?"

    The duck replies, "An Orgasm for me and a labiaplasty for my well fringed friend."
     
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    ok, you guys aren't going to believe this. The timing is uncanny.

    Here is an article on laboratory made nostrils and vaginas.

    http://news.yahoo.com/studies-lab-grown-nostrils-vaginas-working-well-223505885.html

    And for those of you wondering (I know I would be...), no I have not been doing searches on the internet for artificial vaginas (although now that I think about it, it is an interesting way to spend time). I was actually helping my son trying to find ethical companies to use for a presentation he has to do. I saw this come up in the searches and I had to laugh out loud because of this thread. This thread has to die, but I can't seem to stop contributing to it....
     
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    WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!
     
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    This is great news. Now I can stop shopping for anatomically correct blow up dolls and Lindsay Lohan can do as much coke as she likes and just get a nostril transplant. It's bound to be the biggest rage in Hollywood since Botox injections.
     

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