Bears sign a long snapper

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  1. jackiejokeman

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    Errr ... you may also have a problem with double stuffed Oreos .

    Look ...my penis was there ... Nabisco had a gun to my HEAD ,

    whats a penis supposed to do but sign on the dotted line ?
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    You are a very, very sick individual jackie and I'm sure it's terminal. Most normal human beings don't take their penises on a nationwide farewell tour like it was Derek Jeter or Paulie Konerko. And as for former VP Cheney. Well that would just be one big prick praising another one. Have you retired it to the Viagra Olympics now?
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    Dont count Cheny out ... we are working on drilling rights in the Carribean ... with the best drill ever made.

    And theres only one ... ask Scarlet Johannson.

    Suggest you buy Haliburton stock ... and a lot of it.
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    I still have mine. But it is Our balls are bigger.
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    But they've got the biggest balls of all.

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    It's those genetically engineered balls. And our scientists are researching rat mazes. We need more (and biggerer - maybe even biggerest) ball research. We have the ability - there is no reason to be dragging (yeah, I know - it was on purpose) on this.
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    You know what big balls get?



    Well they moved on down
    And they crawled around
    Walking sideways
    Sideway walking
    Give me the blues
    And you start to scratch
    When they start to hatch
    Walking sideways
    Sideway walking
    Give me the blues
    But when they start to bite
    Then it's time you set alight
    For an appointment
    Before you start to scream
    That's when you apply the cream
    Blues ointment
    Well the doctor said
    "We got to make our beds"
    Walking sideways
    Sideway walking
    Give me the blues
    And when you start to scream
    That's when you'll buy the cream
    Blues ointment
    And when they start to itch
    You go out and you take a bitch
    For an appointment
    Well you rub it on
    And you rub it in
    Stops them walking
    Sideway walking
    Gives them the blues
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    Kings of the suggestive lyric tunes. One thing I read says Malcom is ill and they're breaking up the band and another says they aren't. I've never been a huge fan but bands with as much staying power as they've had have something going for them.
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    What if we had a backfield on defense like Seattle?

    We could get away with what the Refs never see ...

    the rest of the NFL has been jacking us over for years ...

    like Green Bay hasnt been getting away with screwing us all along.

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    ^^^^ I dabbled in song writing once. Wrote a song I called "unpleasant tasks performed inexpensively". Some Aussie kids stole it. Ended up making their careers.
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    :bah: :rofl2: Dirty bastards.
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    Ok Soul since you think drummers are idiots ...

    check this out .

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    The odds are all of this is going away with the restoration.

    So it was the spring of 2003 and JJ at age 13 had an erection in his pants that people sheltered under to get out of the rain.

    My mother drawing me aside in a moment of wisdom pointed out that the Peurto Rican girl living next door had a father who was a bank manager and it sure would be nice if we married into that tax bracket.

    Without hesitation JJ soon had the lass impregnated ...

    and that kid grew up to be : Vladimer Putin soon to be dictator of the NEW SOVIET UNION !

    Hey ... it could happen ... GO BEARS !!!
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    And lets remember one last thing before this goes away ...

    How many of us havent wanted to slam Jennifer Anistons head into the headboard while power fucking her doggy style ?
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