Bears sign a long snapper

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  1. soulman

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    I already did, Bon Scott and AC/DC style. LOL
     
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    Yeah this one started off talking about a snapper and end up talking about balls. Now that's a real about face isn't it. LOL
     
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    We try to cover all manner of genetalia here. No way we want to be labeled sexist or chauvanistic.
     
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    True, we are a multi gender forum so the ladies deserve the opportunity to add their opinion on the importance of ball size as well.
     
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    4 pages on a long snapper has to be some kind of record. Damn the draft for being in May.
     
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    Jesus ... just found out that long snapper among lesbians means labia minor hanging past the bottom of the panty line.

    Sorry ... JJ's gotta go hurl.
     
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    Well, then I guess we've accommodated lesbians with this thread too huh?
     
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    You just gotta get one of those heavy duty staplers and staple it to the panties. Otherwise, it becomes like a wedding dress and you trip all over it.
     
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    Maybe thats why lesbians always wear pants when they get married.
     
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    This is getting ugly. What day does the draft start? LOL
     
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