Competition Committee's proposal of rule changes

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  1. BearJim

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    How long was the FG he missed against Minny that ended up costing us a Divsion crown? Between the 40 & 50 is when he misses the most. Not only that but it's just insane to have to kick a 43 yd FG for 1 pt.
     
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    That was my immediate thought. Why even bother to kick it? Just spot the ball on the 20.
     
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    From KSK....

    The NFL Competition Committee had a conference call with the media on Wednesday to unveil the various new rule proposals raised by teams. Through an intricate method of deception we’d rather not get into, KSK found itself on that call. Let’s share some of the proposals we heard.


    Panthers propose completions to receivers with fewer than 100 career catches are worth 5x as many yards.

    The Dallas Cowboys ownership proposes all cheerleaders take off those itchy uniforms.

    Redskins propose racism’s dead.

    Bengals propose money they save on front office positions should be credited to their salary cap.

    49ers propose the league switch from Nike to Old Navy for sideline apparel sponsorship.

    Jets propose fur coats as sideline apparel on throwback day.

    Raiders propose a “three strikes” policy for fans caught stabbing opposing players.

    The Texans propose that rhinestones and pearl buttons be added to uniform numbers.

    San Diego proposes P.O.D. become the officially licensed band of the NFL.

    Colts propose that quarterbacks are to be ruled down if their horse and buggy gets tipped over.

    Steelers propose that the coach is allowed to change on the fly into the game like in hockey, but only when defending kick returns.

    The Jaguars propose banning the W-word.

    Cardinals propose you can turn on their rolling field during play to pull end zone away from visiting team.

    Jets propose a weekly 10-point handicap for any team keeping Mark Sanchez on the roster.

    Patriots suggest that teams should be commended for lying on injury reports. Sidelining a player with a pretend injury actually keeps them from getting hurt for real.

    Ravens propose changing the ball to a passed out fiancee.

    Broncos propose 30 points be awarded if your center snaps the ball so far over your QB’s head it goes through your own uprights. Double that in the Super Bowl.

    New York Giants propose mandatory nap and triscuit breaks every quarter.

    Tampa Bay proposes that hits to the neck of the QB be considered roughing the passer.

    Bears propose no one vaccinates their children, protecting a new generation of future NFLers from possible CTE or measles.

    Everyone working for the Browns would like to propose bankruptcy.

    Packers propose that blackout rules be changed such that attendance is measured not by seats sold but by combined fan tonnage

    Eagles propose that everyone in the world go f$^&** themselves.


    Read more: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/03/nfl-team-new-rule-proposals.html#ixzz2wSlDJmCT
     
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    If a Team that kicked off from the 40 would just kick it high (like Reggie Roby use to punt). You could pin a team inside the 5 team yard line with a fair catch. Which would make the NFL change the rule in a few years. LOL. Go back to the 10 yards of hitting / jamming a receiver . The sack should have ALWAYS kept the clock running, failed run attempt.
     
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    Nope, too much room for unfair manipulation. Tear the roofs off all of them and make 'em play outdoors the way the game was meant to be played. Pussies.
     
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    Make it so number one!
     
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    LOL at that one.
     
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    Make it interesting JABF..start everyone off at the goal line lol i'm kidding of course, but if they want be stupid go all out right lol

    I have to admit though, there is a part of me that would enjoy watching certain teams struggle to avoid safeties on a regular basis lmao
     
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    By the time Goodell is through, the game will be so safe that the players won't even play football - it will just be a "show" that they put on for us - like a Broadway play or watching a movie. We'll all sit and watch them "act out" the game and feed on zillion-dollar food and beer. They'll have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday games too.

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    They already have Monday and Thursday games every week
     
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