Well even if he has there's still his brother, his other brother, Dad, Uncle Bob, cousin Eddy and his sis. And if they're ALL taken there's always his Aunt Butch the TE. You know the one whose married to Uncle Bob. They do a Deliverance thing on banjo and guitar too and they're a hoot at family reunions. I think either would be happy just to get a small signing bonus to pay for the rest of Aunty Butch's sex change operation. The custom dick she ordered is running quite a bit more than they planned on.