DETROIT LIONS @ CHICAGO BEARS

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  1. jackiejokeman

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    And HALAS sayeth : Ye may be cocky in winning that which cannot be done of non believers.

    But ye have crossed the river to market share of endorsements.

    Ye must however improve upon odds all Las Vegas .

    For it is in your power which is absolute to smite those that disconcur.

    And ye shall smite The Lions ... because its PAYBACK !

    Lets see a repeat performance from Shea ...
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    Current spread is +2.5 Bears, so improved upon last week's odds.
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    Going to be a tough game. Same as always... We can score, but I'm worried we can't stop them from scoring. They have a better O than Green Bay without Rogers.
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    Y'know it only took us X amount of years to get to Rodgers but WE DID IT ! I dont want to see anybody hurt.

    Stafford is one slingin son of a bitch ... the rules that apply to Rodgers must apply here.

    Tony Sheffler has been released from the Lions due to an ongoing concussion.

    If we can plant Stafford ... then that leaves Reggie Bush ... who wasted us in the first game.

    The work is cut out for us ... plant Stafford ... contain Bush.

    Calvin Johnson is one hell of a football player ... when sombodys on the field to toss him the rock.

    Rremember that.
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    Shhh. I think Megatron could be effective if even a one handed Burleson was throwing to him. That's not saying Stafford is bad either. Safety's up!?

    Need Monsters.
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    We've found out what works ... the same thing they (NFL) has been doing to us for years.

    Remember what the Texans did to JCut.

    Two can play this game.
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    Hey fuuck you we can WIn anything.
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    We have come into that weird nador ... a TEAM on the cusp ?

    What the fuck is going on here ? CHICAGO BEARS thinking they are PLAYERS with half of their TEAM sidelined ?

    We may have to pay attention to this.

    What if these son of a bitches were the real deal ?
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    Is Ratliff going to start Sunday? He could help plant Stafford.
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    No, he is ruled out of the game for this Sunday
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    We have however just accomplished the impossible.

    With Half of a TEAM.

    And damn you DEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIT to HELL ...

    we like you ... you are nice guys ....

    BUT WE WANT PAYBACK !!

    We have to treat the Deeetroit Lions the same way they treated us.

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    Wow this is some heavy duty shit for a BEARS fan to go thru ...

    I went to open a can of chicken noodle soup on the can opener but it conked out.

    I had to resort to a pick axe ... shovel and sledge hammer.

    There wasnt much left to eat after that.

    For some reason it seems a platitude has been crossed when it comes to dealing with the Detroit Lions.

    Would I like the Lions pick axed ...speared with a shovel and beatin with a sledge hammer ?

    Not me. I never said that.
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    You can sniff these motherfuckers out as they come out of the tunnel onto the field.
    Their body oder gives them away ... the detroit lions.
    Man do they deserve what the fuck they are going to get.
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    The Detroit Lions are like a lady ... you have to seduce them ... before you hate fuck the shit out of them before their eyes roll up.

    Any BEARS fan knows how to give a BEARS girl a good fuck.

    When their eyes flutter like they are seeing stars ... you fucked that honey.

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    Oh man are we going to fuck detroit ... its the commulation of pent up anger.

    Enuff is enuff ... lets take these motherfuckers down.
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    You want to thrust forward and at the same time reach into your opponents balls and squeeze them until he drops.

    You have to cover your movements so that the zebras dont see it.

    Now lets work on some basic blocking techniques.

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    Yes ... the above post is THE CHICAGO BEARS locker room.

    And God do I wish I was with them !
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    If we are going to lose then its the last second of the game going for two points ... we didnt give up.

    You cant ask more from that of a team.

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