Enough already with cuddly Bears mascot

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  1. jackiejokeman

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    Ahem ... you DONT want TITS and ASS?

    CHICAGO BEARS fans debating fucking Teddy Bears?

    I tried ... theres people of different sexual cultures on this board and all should be embraced.

    But DAMN dude !!
     
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    With the issues and Cheerleaders, I don't see us getting them even if Virginia died tomorrow.

    Honestly though, I feel that they are getting screwed over. They don't make shit, and are over worked. Yet they represent the team?

    Cheerleaders are pretty much the only intellectual property the NFL and teams don't care about. It's a shame.

    They probably spend more money on the t-shirt guns and t-shirts, than they do on cheerleaders.
     
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    Goddammi Ski,

    Just the HUNNY BEARS back ... thats a moral boost.

    If they came out on the field ... you cant tell me that isnt going to make a difference.

    We need em back. Yep, BEARS fans think about SEX!

    Why are we one of the few teams in the NFL being neutered?


    Definition of neuter (vt)

    • neu·ter
    • [ nóotər ]
    1. remove testicles or ovaries of animal: to remove the testicles or ovaries of an animal
    2. without sex organs: having undeveloped, nonfunctioning, or no sexual organs
    3. not indicating sex or other characteristics: not indicating the sex of a person, the qualities of a thing, or an attitude toward somebody or something
    [BCOLOR=#000080]GO YOU CHICAGO BEARS !! [/BCOLOR]

    [BCOLOR=#000080] GIVE US OUR BALLS BACK !!![/BCOLOR]

    [BCOLOR=#000080] [/BCOLOR]
     
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  4. Ski-Whiz

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    I thought this thread was about Staley Bears and mascots?

    Godmammit, I'm lost! lol
     
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    Sorry jackie but I gotta pitch in with Ski here and say no matter what we think or believe a bunch of T & A HoneyBears ain't gonna happen. Not while Ginny McCaskey is alive and out of respect for her not after she's gone for as long as George is in charge of this team.

    I figure we're all good enough posters to get our ration of that over in The Bar Scene. Besides I kinda like the "girl next door" dressed in her Bears gear better than the bottled and canned approach they put on the field on Sundays. They're far more real.

    I've met a few former Bronco Cheerleaders and if it wasn't for the exposure (no pun intended) they get that can help them with their modeling careers many of them wouldn't even consider it. They work their butts off (second pun not intended) for slave wages and in effect they are almost like slaves with all of the team rules they have to comply with.

    For a few one season is enough and if that doesn't get them a leg up for modeling or an engagement ring from a Bronco player (second biggest motivation I'm told) then they quickly become former Bronco Cheerleaders. Some stick around for a while but much like players when they're used up or gain a little weight they're gone and without anywhere near the severance pay a player gets.

    How'd you like to be this one who was subject to some speculation about which one she was based solely on this shot on the right which could have easily been a porn film feature if not for her costume. LOL I get a kick out of the write up.

    The investigation was centered on a couple of things; her face (jaw structure and hairline). WOW! It must have taken some powerful Xray vision to see through her ass to get to all the way to that. :perv2: :rofl2:


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    It appears a BC reader named Ryan has come up with the tip that broke open the case of what Broncos cheerleader was bent over during last night’s game on NBC.
    It seems that the bent over cheerleader was Tara B. (@DBC_Tara), one of the team captains.

    The investigation centered on a couple things: her face (jaw structure) and hairline. If you’re new to BC, just know that we’ll go to great lengths to solve investigations.

    I’ve now watched the video at least 35 times and am 99.9% certain this is Tara. I’m not sure what this really means to you, but some of you challenged BC to find her name. It’s just what we do. :bah:
     
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    It IS about Staley Bears and mascots.

    Which Staley Bears and which mascots ?

    Is that an underlying term ?

    Lets think about this for a second ...

    HUNNY BEARS holding teddy bears on the sidelines.

    Is everybody happy ? Havent all directions of democracy been achieved ?

    Foxy babes holding teddy bears at Soldiers ...

    yeah like Im going to walk from that routine.

    Could you come over in front of my seats and do the motion bend over?

    Thank you. That one didnt shave all the way.
     
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    Yeah, but you can have BOTH...

    [​IMG][​IMG]

    Hunny and Staley did and can co-exist..

    Guess that's where the confusion is?
     
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    You really do have Xray vision don't you? :eek:

    And fuck the teddy bears. If they need something to hold I'll volunteer. I'm available on short notice and I work cheap.
     
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    Its dinner time ! Its supper time!

    What do THE CHICAGO BEARS bring to the FEAST ?

    There better be a TEAM there goddammit.

    I dont give a fuck whose name is on the roster in finallity.

    It better be 53 of the best.

    NOW LETS GET IT AWN IN TRAINING CAMP !!
     
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    I would love to have the live bear and think it would go over really well. Of course, we would have to hire a designated scooper, because there isn't any woods close to Soldier Field.
     
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