Enough already with cuddly Bears mascot

Discussion in 'Chicago Bears' started by The Benjamin, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. little bear

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    Bears are meant to live in their natural habitat, not in a freakin cage.
     
  2. Bearstuff

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    I never mentioned a cage, just a live bear. If Bevo can roam the sidelines, so can a bear.
     
  3. dachuckster

    dachuckster Pro-Bowler

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    If the bear is roaming the sidelines, would he/she double as security?
     
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    Yep ... sure as shit ... training camp started out dull ...

    because theres no cheerleaders dong their routines.

    You better understand thats its not about love of the game or money,

    its about pussy ... and can I snag one of them after the workouts ?

    Unfortunatley ... THE CHICAGO BEARS dont have any pussy.

    Y'know when a players balls are turning blue without a release ...

    they fuck up bigtime.

    Is there sex in the NFL ? What planet did you just come from ?
     
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  5. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    What strikes a players fancy after he just did good on the field?

    A slap on the butt from the coach ...

    or that cheerleader with the glint in her eye?

    Youre a heterosexual ... you decide.

    Bring back our HUNNY BEARS ... its a key missing ingredient.

    How come we dont have what other teams take for granted ?
     
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  6. soulman

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    Very strict Irish Catholic ownership. :holy: :pray::blessing:
     
  7. dachuckster

    dachuckster Pro-Bowler

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    Hey Soul, I have some fond memories of nice Irish Catholic girls hitting college and being away from home for the first time. Ahh, to be young again!!!
     
  8. Ski-Whiz

    Ski-Whiz George Halas
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    Thats funny. Good point!!!

    Bring back the stank!
     

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