Hi ... we're ex porn stars and Chicago Bears fans from Saturday Night Live,

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  1. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    and we like Bears fans.
    Oral.
    And buy this product because it reminds you of ...
    Anal.
    But you should buy this because ...
    it smells nice.
    Oral.
    An when you buy this it becomes well ... nice.
    Because it reminds you of romance.
    Anal ... without the fist.
    Yes that counts.
    That really counts because you know one time I was being...
    you know like that and this guy had a really big fist ...
    And oral instead.
    And that would be easier and the perfume we are selling would smell better on Obama.
    Cruz.
    And that other guy ... that Iranian.
    Oral.
    That guy we did from Russia ...
    and double anal ... he was like the leader ...
    and he didnt tip us ...
    Oral.
    Anal.
    Oral.
    Anal.
     
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    I pray every night before I go to bed that I do NOT get stuck inside your head!!
     
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    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    Dont blame moi ... blame Lorne Micheals ... he started it in 1975.

    BTW ... You cant get stuck inside of JJ's head. Theres only room for one.
     
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    I don't watch Saturday Night live
     
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    Then you wont get the joke.
     
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    A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ...

    the bartender asks what the parrot wants to drink ...

    The guy sez he'll have a beer ... the parrot replys for the same.

    The bartender pulls out a shotgun and blows the dude off the stool ...

    the parrot flys into the rafters and sez what the hell did you do that for ??

    The bartender replys : "We dont serve humans in this bar."

    The parrot replys : "You owe me money ... it took a year to train him to shit on his shoulder."
     
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    i pray every night that JJ gets the help he so desperately needs.
     
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    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    Not gonna happen Ric ... heres what you have to remember ... JJ did a takeoff on SNL ... PERIOD.

    Lorne Michaels and myself are in good company.
     
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