A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mother and said "Your obsession is with money. This manifests itself in your child's name; Penny." He turns to the third mother, "Your obsession is with alcohol," he said. "This too manifests itself in your daughter's name of Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."