If Corn Wash gets cut at some point this preseason...

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    ..are the mods going to have to put David L. on suicide watch? You know, just take away his belt and his shoe strings, and put him in a padded room until the season actually begins? It breaks my heart to see the "Corn Wash" thread starting back up again....poor guy...: _ (
     
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    I say we keep him. It's going to be a long time before we can find a player with a better handle than "Cornwash"
     
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    Meh, my main concern is for David L's health and well-being. His engaging nickname notwithstanding, "CornWash" is on his own, haha!
     
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    Well, I hope hope he doesn't "wash" out.
    Your devoted concern for your fellow man is admirable, by the way...
     
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    Yeah, I kinda have as soft spot in my heart for David L. He really went "ALL IN" on Cornwash, and I admire that level of passion and dedication. Kinda reminds me of how obsessed I was with Shane Matthews back when he was our QB!
     
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    DavidL's love affair with CornWash reminds me of Nerrad's obsession with Kyle Orton

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    Send him this. Shoelaces can break and belt may not fit over his head. Washington is history.
     
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    yeah... yeah... the cherry tree and can never tell a lie... we know....
     
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    Or Halpert's with Chad Pennington....no wait
     
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    This thread is a little too Corny for my taste. I'm Washing my hands of this.
     
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