I think it would be appropriate to comment on the Vikings' new uniforms. The yellow is more prominent now, which brings up a couple of possibilities for renaming that team. 1) Minnesota Canaries 2) Minnesota Cowards Or, simply, "the Canaries" or "the Cowards." It sounds kind of ridiculous, but it's guaranteed to piss them off eventually. Don't feel too bad about that. After all, why would anybody cheer for any other team besides Da Bears? Enjoy!