My wife went shopping yesterday

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  1. little bear

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    and I haven't seen her since.

    Police: What's her height?

    Husband: Not sure.

    P: How about her build?

    H: Average.

    P: Color of eyes?

    H: Never noticed.

    P: Color of hair?

    H: That changes.

    P: What was she wearing?

    H: Don't remember.

    P: Did she drive?

    H: Yes.

    P: What kind of car?

    H: Black Audi A8 super charged 3.0L V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
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    Oh so THAT's what was parked in my driveway .

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