Post Draft Fun:How Would DB54 grade the Draft and why are we all idiots?

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  1. soulman

    soulman Pro-Bowler SuperFan DBS Writer

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    I'd say there's no doubt about that whatsoever. His "style" wouldn't be hard to distinguish and as soon as 4th made one post questioning his thinking the war of words would start all over again. He couldn't resist the need to respond.

    What was even more problematic was his paranoia over thinking someone here was always out to get him and get him banned but he did that himself no matter how much others may have tried to advise him on ways to prevent it. What he added was often offset by what he subtracted as far as keeping the peace around here.

    DB was the very definition of the word "homer". I believe fans should be a little like a boss is at work and not agree with and rubber stamp every move their team makes any more than they would an employee who works for them. Constructive criticism can lead to positive changes. DB was right about some things but not all things the team did yet that's the way he saw it.
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    Hmmmm ... how do you go from being someone everybody knows into being an asshole that everybody hates ?

    I think I could pull it off between now and the regular season but those that know me would just go:

    Ok Jackies pulling a scam ... but for those that dont know me ... could it be possible?

    I could put up some real venom about DAA BEARRSSE and be a hate target , but would anybody buy it ?

    Think I should float a thread as a try ?
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    Nah just all souped up and plain old crazy suits you best jackie. Don't change.
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    No... just... no.
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    I will say hats off to the mods for the infinite patience in dealing with DB. I know it was probably one of those have to wait until he breaks the rules before the boot but god damn! I don't think I could have been so magnanimous.
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    I've done that, but I was young and drunk. I don't recommend it. Use the round thing and turn it first.
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    I think I could work those angles from now until the regular season to be a reason to hate.

    Ive got what it takes and have been studying for college credits.
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    Wait, we still haven't found out from the board reboot that your the original Jackiejokeman :-)
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    Think of how much fun we would have watching 4th go nuts
  10. soulman

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    :bah::rofl2::36 1 19[1]: Not lookin' forward to going back to that again? :lolsign:
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    For awhile I had to take all mine off the hinges just to avoid that. :10 5 135[1]: :drinker:

    Glad that phase is over. The headaches and broken noses were starting to really hurt. :cry:
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    I never thot of that ... which Jackie is we ?

    However the Jokeman could do a real DB54 with Rics help.

    The kind of presense of movement when laying an insult.

    Subtle ... but yet overbearing. The DB54 was a hard one to figure out.

    I agree with you ... but youre an asshole to agree with me.

    Thats the kind of snide that takes a while to figure out.

    Because you never know where its coming from.

    Did he just insult me for agreeing with him ?

    Paranoia is a fun thing.

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