Quoth the Unicorn, Forevermore.

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  1. AtomicTommy

    AtomicTommy DaBears Ditka

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    A thread dedicated to the Black Unicorn and his... unusual... mic skills.

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    I don't imagine a week will go by without something awesome coming out of this dude's pie hole. Let's try and track them...

    On Coach Trestman:
    More Wonka talk:
    On Trestman's "Rain Man" nickname for him:
     
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  2. AtomicTommy

    AtomicTommy DaBears Ditka

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    On becoming a Chicago Bear:

    Black Unicorn:
    Fitting in:
     
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    This could be a good thread to sticky.

    When asked about his injury (this was a long time ago):

    LOL

    And here's his quote after he caught a Giants fan who fell from the stadium stands:

     
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    weneedmorelinemen Pro-Bowler

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    That is the least tough neck tattoo I have ever seen. Usually a neck tattoo is the device that identifies whom you should run away from. In this case, I'd be like

    "Ahhh! Wait, are those musical notes? Ha, they are. You're all right, man, you're all right," and then just walk away at a leisurely pace.

    But that's just me. This guy is going to be interesting.
     
  5. AtomicTommy

    AtomicTommy DaBears Ditka

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    Referring to Cutler and McCown:
    On sucking up to McCown while Cutler is injured so he gets the ball thrown to him more:
     
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    Henry Burris DaBears Ditka

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    LMFAO At Jay Cutler saying "rain man" is the ultimate compliment. That just reminds me of anytime someone's dared to do something stupid, and when they ask "Are you sure this is going to work?" someone tells them "oh yes, go for it!" just to see them bust their ass.
     
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    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    Henry going to G.B. and beating them is the ultimate compliment.

    Whens the last time we did that ?
     
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