The Closet

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    Aug 18, 2013
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    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them & hides in the closet.

    Her husband comes home soon after. The woman quickly hides her lover in the closet not realizing her young son is already in there.

    The little boy says: Dark in here...
    The man, shocked to hear the small voice, replies: Yes it is...

    Boy: I have a baseball.
    Man: That's nice.
    Boy: Want to buy it?
    Man: Uhh, no, thanks.
    Boy: You know, my dad's outside.
    Man: OK, how much?
    Boy: $250.00

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy & his mom's lover are in the closet again.

    Boy: Dark in here...
    Man: Yes it is...

    Boy: I have a baseball glove.
    Man: That's nice.
    Boy: Want to buy it?
    Man (sighing): Ok, how much?
    Boy: $750.00

    The next day the dad comes home from work & says: Son, go grab your ball & glove & let's play catch.

    The boy replies: I can't, dad. I sold them.

    Dad: Sold them? How much did you get?
    Boy: $1,000.00
    Dad: What??? How could you take advantage of your friends like that? Those were worth way less than that. Let's go, I'm taking you to church for confession.

    Arriving at church, the dad leads his son to the confessional & closes the door behind him.

    Boy: Dark in here...

    Priest: Don't start that shit with me again, kid. You're in my closet now...
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