The Different Forms of Marketing and Advertising............

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    This should help clarify things:

    You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's direct marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's advertising.

    You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's public relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's brand recognition.

    Always shoot for the best market penetration you can get. :36 1 12[1]:
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