The Tunnel

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  1. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    BEARS

    Soldiers

    Tunnel

    Daylight

    Cheering

    Playing

    Bloody

    Knuckles

    Playing

    Nose

    Bleeding

    Interception

    Runback

    Score

    Ankle

    Down

    Stretcher

    Golf cart

    Thumbs up

    Twilight

    Cheering

    Tunnel

    Soldiers

    BEARS
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    Ur latest crash has given u even more brain damage JJ :
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  3. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    Nice huh ?
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    soulman Pro-Bowler SuperFan DBS Writer

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    :4 15 1[1]: This is my only comment. It pretty accurately describes my state of mind after reading one of your posts jackie. LOL
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    It's always great to have a broad pool of participants in the board, but I always cringe when I click on one of JJ's threads... :10 5 135[1]:
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  6. soulman

    soulman Pro-Bowler SuperFan DBS Writer

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    It would never be the same without jackie though. He's like the fudge swirl in a dish of vanilla ice cream. He just winds his way though the forum with no particular destination in mind except to add his own particular flavor to things. The ice cream wouldn't be the same without it.
  7. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    Trust me Im going to get you motherfuckers up to speed ,

    I dont want idiots , I want intelligence.

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  8. Ski-Whiz

    Ski-Whiz George Halas Staff Member

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    I just want to add, that you are the richest member on the site right now. You are the only member (including me) with a Bearz Buck.. lol

    You ran through the gate when I wasn't looking...
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    soulman Pro-Bowler SuperFan DBS Writer

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    Bears Bucks??? What happened to the quarter million or so I used to have. Did Henry attempt a steal again and he was finally successful that time? :pirate2:

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  10. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    TITS ! As many of them splashed on your face as possible ,

    is that the end to all wars ? Well, its a start.

    Have I found the best tits ever?

    Its why the search continues ... the perfect tits are out there ...

    journeys to Shanghai , Haipong , Singapore , Phuket ,

    and the far floung Isles of Langerham ...

    BEARS fans expect nothing but the best when it comes to :

    TITS !!

    So the sail is mounted ... the Sea takes the breeze ... the current winds the way down of our travels out into the Sea ...

    BEARS fans take a journey ...
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    Ski-Whiz George Halas Staff Member

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    makes me crave milk...
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  12. jackiejokeman

    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    Yes theres that other side to the options of TITS.
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    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    DAY ONE 1653 AD

    DA BEARRSSE BOAT is somewhere near Green Bay in Lake Michigan.

    Having to pull ashore because of a storm, coming into harbor we are being pulled towards land to dock ... many woman with tits ... big ones.

    Women being mounted by animals is an ordinary site.

    We come ashore armed with firearms and Trojens ... no need to send any disease back home.

    One of the native girls speaks to us in sign language ...

    it appears that she wants to suck on a member of the crews erect male appendage.

    The answer is givin as a yes in hopes of diplomacy.

    Contact with the natives has been established.

    DAY TWO 1653 AD

    The women of the Green Bay area are not only frisky, but insatiable,

    the word has spead thruout their campsite that the crew of THE CHICAGO BEAR is both indomitable but always erect.

    Green Bay men although cuckolds are starting to get angry.

    DAY THREE 1653 AD

    As expected ... the Green Bay men react in anger after their women have been hosed by all the members of THE CHICAGO BEAR.

    The expected roustabout was bought off with $24.00 dollars of beads and a mint comdition first issue of Spiderman,.

    DAY FOUR 1653 AD

    THE CHICAGO BEAR sails up river powered by two Evinrude moters,

    into parts unknown ... next stop : THE WORLD CUP !
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    I've been on that same path too my friend and visited many of those very same ports until I got to Shanghai which is was boring so I said Phuket, I'm leaving for Singapore! :rimshot:

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    jackiejokeman Pro-Bowler

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    DAY ONE 2014 AD

    After a voyage that took 361 years because the sails were mounted backwards,

    THE CHICAGO BEAR steams into Rio De Janario under nuclear power,

    but alas too late, the soon to be future UNITED STATES of AMERICA ...

    was eliminated by Belgium 56-49.

    The scoring TD by the Belgian striker put the game in the books.

    U.S.A. looked impressive the whole way in a losing effort.

    3 TD's. 25 rebounds. 6 3 pointers. 5 HR's. 8 PAT's.

    The only U.S. player wearing ice skates on the field wept as his hockey stick broke trying to defend the Belgian score. Who sez soccer is dull?

    DAY TWO 2014 AD

    The crew of THE CHICAGO BEAR hangs out and gets laid on Ipanema Beach.

    Members of the crew make a mental note about thong bikinis and sales in what could become THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA.

    In a fond farewell to Rio and 2014, THE CHICAGO BEAR sets sail forwad to

    3000 AD ... only to be audited by the I.R.S., an ongoing invention that defies time itself.

    Said one IRS agent in 2525 AD :

    Hey man its a goverment job and I have mouths to feed, mainly Martian and


    Venusian. You cant argue with that !
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    It was a packer fan.... they robbed all of us man. Took it all north and spent it on a life time supply of curds

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