Urlacher: "faking an offense" was part of the Bears’ gameplan!

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  1. JustAnotherBearsFan99

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    Another shameful, and stunning revelation. Where will it all end?

     
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    Urlacher needs to shut the hell up, he's an afterthought but still wants to be heard in some way form or fashion concerning football.
     
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    We had five guys who were the designated offensive line guys, who would fake being NFL quality players” he said. "None of 'em could block my grandmother, much less NFL defenders."


    maybe theres still hope for the guy


    LMFAO I love it he's right on this thang so far
     
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    Is this from former Chicago Bear fan Payne T. Urlacher, no relation? "Who is," He Said?

    I am almost tempted to go back to the actual comments made regarding faking injuries. Examine the source myself. Then again, I wasn't exactly that interested to start with... "Fox Football Daily" ummm cookies!

    I wish people would quote this: :10_4_1[1]:. UGHHHH!!!
     
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    LOL @ the replies in this thread.
     
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    that was a good one lol
     
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    He's mad that Uncle Phil wasn't stupid enough to give him the $12 Million Contract that he wanted. I bet Jerry Angelo would have given it to him in a heartbeat.
     
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    Hey, you guys DO realize I made this up, don't ya? Urlacher didn't really say any of this. It was my feeble attempt to be funny guys.

    My kids always tell me "you're not funny dad" so I guess they're right :(
     
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    I just noticed there is no "dislike" button. I "dislike" this post.

    The OP was hilarious. I thought maybe it was from The Onion, and I actually tried the link several times to see why it wasn't working or where it linked to.
     
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    Damn Funny JABF! I would SO rep if I could.
     
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    Damn, I'm still laughing!
     
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    Yeah JAB, I was playin' along. If people can stretch things the way they have been your spin is just the next step.
     
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    If it weren't for the pictures (you use 'em from time to time, lol) I would've thought this came from the onion.
     
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    You're right, I do use a lot of pics in my posts. You've got my number Henry :)
     
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    This thread has a purpose ?
     
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    LOL, I think the recent threads are all just "killing time" until kickoff tomorrow. I am out-of-my-mind tired of waiting for the "real" season to begin. It seems like an eternity since we've had Bears football. The off-seasons just kill me anymore. They seem so long. And since we have new coaches & so many new players this year - it made it especially tough, because I am dying to see the team perform.

    I sure hope this Trestman is a "keeper" and we start out his tenure with a win. That would be especially sweet.
     
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    The sad part about this comment is that it's true. I think Brian is still a little bitter about the way he was treated by the Bears at the end. Maybe, rightfully so. Just another example of Brian's limited mental capabilities.
     
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    The funny thing, this is a spoof article that all you think is real
     
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    @dem serious replies
     
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    That's a funny helicopter.....lol
     

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