Whats The Best Smell In The Lockeroom ?

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  1. soulman

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    You must have a far better sense of smell than I do then because this is all pretty visual to me. Sharks can smell blood and so can any number of other fish or mammals but me? I can't smell blood. Not even my own.

    I'd like my team to be smelling the other teams blood not their own thank you.
     
  2. Henry Burris

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    I'm guessing it took a page out of the 2013 Bears defenes?
     
  3. Ojibway Bob

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    I dont understand....
     
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    You cant smell your blood ? It smells like iron ... ever cut a steel plate with an acetylene torch ? It smells like that.

    Get an acetylene torch and cut off a truck axle ... burn thru the retainer springs and drop it to the ground ...

    youll get the smell. Smells like whats inside of you. Iron.

    Taste your blood ... it tastes like iron.

    OK so none of you have ever tasted iron or your own blood ?

    C'mon man ... dont jack me up like this ... every kid has tasted his own blood and iron before first grade.

    What the hell are you ? Hemophiliacs ?
     
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    Nope not a hemophiliac and not a vampire either dammit! They get really hot chicks.

    Of course I've tasted blood but I don't make a habit of it and my sense of smell is so bad because of my sinuses that I seldom smell any odor that isn't a pretty powerful stench. :fart4:
     
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    Soul lets look at this back asswards ... I can forget about the Clausen thing because its neither here nor there ,

    WHAT COUNTS : Did we get a DEFENES ?

    I dont want to see these guys coming out of the tunnel at Soldiesr and being raped like they were last season ,

    did we put the screws on to put the SCREWS on ? Thats all I want. My original CHICAGO BEARS DEFENSE BACK !
     

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