Please Register or Log in to Remove this Advertisement! And with that, we move to a philosopher joke... Upon waking, a woman said to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?" The man smiled and kissed his wife. "You'll know tonight," he softly whispered. That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife. She jumped up and embraced him, and then settled on the couch to slowly and delicately unwrap the package. It contained a book entitled, 'The Meaning of Dreams'.