Please Register or Log in to Remove this Advertisement! A guy is on his way home from work when he suddenly remembers it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't gotten her anything. He ducks into the toy store and asks "How much is a Barbie Doll?" The condescending clerks says, "Which Barbie, sir? There are several; we have Gym Barbie for $20, Dance Barbie for $20, Surfin' Barbie for $20, Activist Barbie for $20 and Divorced Barbie for $300. Sticker-shocked, the man asks "Why is Divorced Barbie $300?!" Letting out a sigh, the clerk says "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture and Ken's house."